A F***ing Riding Lawnmower!!
Driving home from work on 35W south I almost rear ended the car ahead of me as he slammed on his breaks while in the left lane going about 60mph. I looked ahead of him after I slimly missed hitting him and saw a fucking riding lawnmower in the middle of the freeway (It must have fallen off a truck or trailer or something)! I noticed the cars behind me approaching and I quickly switched lanes and took off again. It was a good thing I did because in my rearview I could see (and hear) three cars that wound up rear ending each other seconds later. As I drove a little further I saw a truck on the side of the road with an empty trailer. The driver seemed a little puzzled but I was sure he’d soon find his missing lawnmower (and some pissed off motorists).
