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Black Friday Eve

My family doesn’t really celebrate Thanksgiving, but we do however love Black Friday. We love it so much that we even get together on Black Friday Eve and have an elaborate meal to celebrate. We do it to commemorate, the early settlers who came to this new world looking for a great bargain. After many long winters of getting screwed for overpriced goods, they came across the Indians, who then went...

Nov 26th

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Ok never mind this is why you’re fat, this is why you’re having chest pains!

Oct 18th

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Squeez Bacon® 'nuff said. →

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“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...”

– Bertrand Russell (via sonowyouknow, thedailywhat) (via syntheticpubes)

Sep 20th

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I never meant to be so bad to you /one thing I said that I would never do!

Sep 18th

Platonic Model of my Disdain

Red convertible PT Cruiser with fake wood paneling, a Christian fish and an American flag (with eagle head) “support our troops” license plate, who insists on going 10 miles under the speed limit on a one lane road – I HATE YOU!

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LOL - Chicken faggot!

Sep 3rd

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Am I wrong for loving this?

Jul 11th

Crayola Killer

While coloring outside at a picnic table this weekend with my friend Amy I accidently mangled her red crayon while trying to sharpen it. Amy: Hey, you murdered my crayon! Me: It wasn’t “murder”, it was an accident…it was “crayon-slaughter” LOL (yes, laughing at my own joke). Amy: You’re such a dork.

Jul 6th

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Happy 4th of July!

Jul 5th

iPhone 3GS: Most entertaining thing in my pants...

In what has become an unexpected contest of sorts my new iPhone 3GS just might be the most entertaining thing south-of-the-belt-buckle I’ve ever played with. This revelation is an obvious upset to the status quo where my penis has been the undisputed champion in this aforementioned category since I was fourteen. The competition has been neck and neck…err um close ever since June 19th; the date the...

Jul 4th

Petroleum Nigaz →

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Jun 30th

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A F***ing Riding Lawnmower!!

Driving home from work on 35W south I almost rear ended the car ahead of me as he slammed on his breaks while in the left lane going about 60mph. I looked ahead of him after I slimly missed hitting him and saw a fucking riding lawnmower in the middle of the freeway (It must have fallen off a truck or trailer or something)! I noticed the cars behind me approaching and I quickly switched lanes and...

Jun 29th